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November 30, 2008
UroClub — 'The only club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods'
That's saying something.
Wrote Dave Barry, "This is a fake golf club
with a hollow shaft and an opening at the top. It comes with a towel that drapes over it, so the golfer appears to be toweling off the club when he is actually relieving himself into it."
From the website:
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UroClub™
Three easy steps to keep you out of the woods:
1. Unscrew the UroClub’s triple-seal leakproof cap.
2. Clip the privacy towel to the UroClub and to your belt or waist band.
3. Discreetly relieve yourself and then get back into the game!
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Barry continued, "Notice we say 'he.' Unfortunately, the UroClub is not designed for the female golfer.
We think somebody should invent a comparable product for women. We have an idea: Take a life-size mannequin, conceal a portable toilet inside it, dress it in shorts and a T-shirt, and voila: the UroCaddy!"
$24.95 (that's for the UroClub. I'm waiting for flowtist to bring word of success out back in her skunk works with the UroCaddy concept).
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Bravo flautist. Right on the money!
Posted by: Tamra | Dec 1, 2008 4:14:10 AM
Jeezus H. God -- if I stumbled upon a golfer "toweling off his club" in such a manner while I was out wandering around a golf course (believe me, I'd only ever be wandering around on a golf course if I was a confused, escaped outpatient), I'd probably run screaming right into the night. A guy standing in that attitude of nonchalance with his hands under his crotch towel looks to me like some creepy perv who decided to just wax the old clarinet right out in public, and brought along a special stand to prop it on while he "works" on it and everything! Eeeew! Gaaaahhh!
As far as the women's dilemma? All I could recommend would be 1. Don't drink so much tea before you go out golfing; 2. Before leaving, strap on an adult diaper or two if you insist on wearing your shorts; and 3. My personal favorite -- wear some pants made out of a shade of cloth that won't darken when they become wet, and if the urge to pee overwhelms you, just let 'er rip. If you don't want to finish up your game smelling like a latrine, you can always claim you need to hunt for your favorite golf ball in one of those little lakes, and surreptitiously rinse some of the urine out of your shoes.
Sorry, that's all I got.
Posted by: Flautist | Nov 30, 2008 11:46:30 PM
"Triple seal leak-proof cap." Three only? Kinda flimsy in terms of protection if you ask me. Also, where's the bidet? The "thing" has gotta be rinsed afterward. You can't just leave it like that. That's just icky. Over to you Bev...
Posted by: Milena | Nov 30, 2008 4:41:34 PM
