Sure cure for boredom: email me

FunFact: From 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. or so seven days a week, I'm near enough to my trusty computer to see or hear if email comes in.

You might not believe this to be true but just ask anyone who's commented: I reply to all — I mean all — incoming, the moment I read it.

Beats working.

The meaner the better, it perks me up.

But it's OK to be nice, I can handle that too.

Yes, it's crazy around here at bookofjoe World Headquarters, trying to keep track of the myriad divisions of the ever-expanding, burgeoning empire, but you always go to the head of the queue.

There's a reason

Sandra Bernhard is my patron saint.