We get email: Just in from Raty Sysavath

In the interest of expediting matters so as to avoid Mr. Sysavath (I don't know why I assume the individual is a man rather than a woman, but I just have this feeling...) having to initiate legal proceedings against Miller Brewing Company, the owner of Sparks (I believe that 7-day clock has already begun ticking as of his email being posted now — not when it was received by me at 12:14:41 p.m. today – though I am sure Mr. Sysavath's crack legal team will argue that the earlier time is in actuality the beginning of the allowed time period for Sparks's response), if you have any information that might prove helpful in answering his query, feel free to contact him directly:

ydoistayhiii@yahoo.com

I'm thinking clifyt, Skipweasel and Flautist especially may be able to shed a little light on this dark (red) corner.

I should note that a rather mischievous tech blogger who shall remain nameless (but her initials are JL, in case you like clues) made me do this: you know how much I hate to cause trouble.

I always knew combining ranching and tech was a recipe for havoc but I had no idea how bad it could really get.

Live and learn.