Money Machine

Finally.

From the website:

Here's a memorable way to give a little "green" for holidays, birthdays, graduations, and more.

Simply fold this cash dispenser together and tape your bills end–to–end using the easy–peel, removable tape that's included.

Then, roll loosely and insert in the box for a gift that's fun to give — and receive!

Box is 4"H x 4"W x 4"D; Tape is 3/4" x 150" [that's 12.5 feet, in case your brain's too tired].

$4.99 (currency not included).