Your Extreme Makeover? — Meet Bobbi Brown

Tomorrow afternoon (Wednesday, March 1) on the third floor of Bloomingdale's on 59th Street in New York City, Bobbi Brown (above) "will let you in on her secrets to looking and feeling your prettiest."

Hey, don't get your baggies in a twist: I'm just reporting what I read in Sunday's New York Times ad heralding her "meet & greet."

More from Bobbi:

I believe that beauty comes in all colors, shapes and sizes.

Women are beautiful at every stage of their lives, from their teens to their eighties and beyond.

Looking your best is simple and achievable — it takes a few easy steps and the right products.

Well?

Says the ad, "Bobbi's makeup pros will treat you to a complimentary makeup lesson and a face chart customized with your own perfect hues."

The legendary Way Bandy once remarked, "The harder a woman works to hide a flaw, the more she draws attention to it."

This has been proven true — at least to me — so many thousands of times I've long since lost count.

Not that I was counting.

Anyhow, if you want Bobbi and her krew to create a new you, well, you can't just sashay in and expect to be served: make an appointment by calling 212-705-3341 or 212-705-2055.

Feel free to tell them I sent you but I must tell you up front, I don't think it will have a whole lot of influence on the outcome.

Ya never know, though.

Grace Slick and her homeys knew all this back in the 60s; sometimes it just takes a while for the message to get through.